STUCK IN DOWNWARD DOG
A novel by Chantel Simmons
(Key Porter Books, May 2007)

ABOUT THE BOOK

Mara Brennan is about to unravel. Three days after her twenty-eighth birthday, her boyfriend dumps her, leaving her with nothing but a basement apartment, a futon and a pile of unpaid bills. On top of that, her job, working as a receptionist at a cosmetic surgery clinic, is a nightmare; her boss is a tyrant; and her best friends have gotten ahead of her in the game of life. Mara realizes it’s time for an identity makeover. She devises the OM List, a personal pathway to perfection inspired by her best friends, Olivia and Mitz, and her newfound love for yoga. But instead of finding the perfect job, getting the perfect body and cooking the perfect meal, Mara hilariously tries and fails at all the things she thinks will make her the sophisticated grown-up she wants to be.

Navigating the dueling worlds of yoga and cosmetic surgery, gourmet dinners and Frankenberry cereal, etiquette handbooks and too-helpful loved ones, Stuck in Downward Dog is Chantel Simmons’ unforgettable comic debut about how to get unstuck when you’re caught in a rut.

 

REVIEWS



Winnipeg Free Press
Reviewed by Gabrielle Giroday
THE advertising slogan on Torontonian Chantel Simmons' yoga-themed chick-lit novel says it all: "It's not about getting the guy, it's about getting a life."
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MY TRAGIC
RIGHT HIP

"I finished reading Chantal Simmons's Stuck in
Downward Dog. I got a little teary at the end, and it
was refreshing to read a chicklit novel where 'getting
the boy' wasn't the central focus of the story. I
liked how the book was more about a journey for the
character into herself versus a more stereotypical
journey into the right relationship."Read more...

The Vancouver Sun
Editor's Choice: 8 Recommended Titles. Read more...

Our Funny Little Bunny Blog



SWEETSPOT
Upside-down and Inside-out
We've been caught in all sorts of positions: On our back, upside-down and even in doggie style. And that's just during, erm, yoga class. ...Read more

LOULOU MAGAZINE

“Ahh, yoga. That which aligns body and spirit, and puts you in control. Unless, of course, you’re Mara — dumped, broke and working at a job she despises. No amount of yoga can stop Mara from feeling inferior to her “perfect” best friends. Can trendy duds and gourmet cooking make her feel more secure? Maybe it’s more advanced-yoga classes and yummy cupcakes she needs to feel better...”

EXTREME MAKEOVER
Author Chantel Simmons explores the dueling worlds of cosmetic surgery and yoga, and finds they-re not as different as you'd think. ...Read more

THE LITERARY WORD - BOOK REVIEW
Mara Brennan is 28. This should be a good year for her, according to her mother that is....Read more

YOGA MEET WORLD
Ever found yourself leaving yoga class feeling more stressed out than when you arrived? With career issues...Read more
 
ADVANCED PRAISE

“Quirky, endearing, wry and zeitgeist-savvy, Mara Brennan is a chick-lit heroine of the highest order. Too bad we couldn’t tell Mara right from the start that her foibles are her strength, and her curvaceousness, her beauty and her zaniness are her great organizing principles. Then again, that wouldn’t have been nearly as much fun. Chantel Simmons is an energetic young author with an admirably shameless sense of fun.”
—Louisa McCormack, author of Six Weeks to Toxic

 



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